Troy Polamalu's hair worth a milli, a milli, a milli to Head and Shoulders.

Head and Shoulders take out million dollar policy on Polamalu's lettuce.

Sampson and Troy Polamalu are essentailly the same guy. They both draw strenght from hair that affords them the ability to kick the ass of any Raider, Viking, Lion or Philistine army guy that mean mugs.   What separates Troy from Sampson is the Samoan safety has a $1 million …click to read more

KTSU announcers unintentional comic relief makes TSU loss to PVU bearable.

PV beats TSU again. 16 - 14 is your final.

Today was the first time I've listened to 3 quarters of football on the schools radio station KTSU. TSU Tiger play by play is done by Chatterbox who ironically sounds like Tony the Tiger when excited. Not sure of Chatterbox's government name, but he's been doing TSU games since your daddy was in …click to read more

Knoxville man nabbed after burglarizing 60 plus barbershops.

This guy had been robbing shops cat-burglar style since March 2010.

Life is about filling the gaps with things you love doing. I enjoy hanging out in barbershops just like Charles Tallent of Knoxville. The main difference between us is I visit when the open sign is glowing, while Charles waits till its unilluminated.   Last month police final …click to read more

Money apologizes for rants after insulting Pacquiao and annoying blacks who aren't racist.

Money May takes back the things he said about Pacquiao.

If this story is new to you don't fret, cause its new to me as well. Two weeks ago I dedicated my existence to beating Red Dead Redemption on Xbox 360. Yesterday I completed the game and the ending nearly made me cry. I digress.   Seven days ago Money ustreamed himself talk …click to read more

Well, obviously we have a barber pole thief in Seattle.

Hooligan(s) steal barber poles from two Seattle shops.

Add barber poles to that list of things Antoine Dodson suggests that we all hide. In the past two weeks thieves have pried poles right off the walls of two Seattle barbershops.   The …click to read more

Whats the deally w Tate's injury? He'll probably return next year.

Texans loose game and rookie running back for season. FARK!

Rookie Ben Tate's season likely ended on the second carry of his career. Tate had a 12 yard burst before being taken down and suffering a right ankle injury. After being carted off the field Tate was unable to put weight on his right ankle; a requirement for tackle football.   …click to read more

Puerto Rico and Brazil hoop it up @ Rucker Park.

Nike brings the World Basketball Festival to New York.

Friday at Rucker Park Brazil took on Puerto Rico in an exhibition. In addition to the …click to read more

Somebody really believes in this invention.

How stupid ideas like this ruin your life.

That somebody most likely quit his job for this pipe dream. The lack of a bi-weekly paycheck probably resulted in Wells Fargo Bank foreclosing on his home. The bank taking his home probably lead to his wife leaving him. His children also hate him, because they were forced out of the burbs and int …click to read more

Feds seize 200,000 bootlegs @ San Fran's Fisherman's Wharf.

Possibly the largest ever bust of retail counterfeiters on the West Coast.

If you're in the Bay Area and need the "hook up" on purses, sunshades or team apparel you go to Fisherman's Wharf. Its been like that forever. Residents, tourist and neighboring shop owners all know this, but federal agents are just getting to the party.   Recently, belated …click to read more

McGrady signs 1-year deal w Pistons. *grinch smile*

Tracy McGrady finds temporary home in Motown.

Tuesday mourning sources confirmed that Tracy McGrady would be taking his talents up north to Motown. The back-to-back-to-back "ouch I've got another injury in my back" champ is receiving a 1-year deal worth $1.3 mill from Detroit. What?   Last year in 30 games with Houston …click to read more

Allriiigh practice football!

Dallas beats Cincy 16-7 in the Hall of Fame Game.

Although most of the guys that played tonight will probably be handling packages at UPS in a couple weeks it was still nice seeing the Hall of Fame Game.   Dallas beat Cincy 16-7 in a game that you can probably tell lacked offense.   Most of the Cowboy s …click to read more

Blame Joe Buck for A-Rod's injury Yankee fan. Blame Joe Buck.

A-Rod hit by Lance Berkman ball in BP, but its still Joe Bucks' fault.

Yankee fan you can't blame A-Rod's injury on Lance. Being a lifetime Astro fan I can tell you he's one of the most humble players in the game, hes down with charity work and he attends the early service on Sundays. Lance is a good guy and would never wish harm on another human being, so please do …click to read more