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article created on October 12, 2009 @ 6:52 pm
updated on November 15, 2009 @ 11:15 am

Hugo Chavez ole punk ass discredits Obama.

Chavez says Obama did nothing to deserve the Nobel Prize.


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Its no surprise that a weak-ass push over like Michael Steele would take issue with Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize, but I wouldn't expect Hugo to hate.

 

The Venezuelan president said the following about Obama winning the award:

 

"What has Obama done to deserve this prize? For the first time, we are witnessing an award with the nominee having done nothing to deserve it: rewarding someone for a wish that is very far from becoming reality. Giving Obama the Nobel award was like giving a baseball pitcher a prize for simply saying he was going to win 50 games and strike out 500 batters."

 

Ok the baseball analogy was a really good point, cause we really can't point to any tangible Obama accomplishments, however he is offering tranquility on earth which is what the prize is really about.  Alfred Nobel stipulated way back in 1895 that his award should go "to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses."

 

Note: Urban dictionary defines Hugo Chavez as a half human, half gorilla, dipshit attention whore whose only purpose in life is to piss off the U.S; and I agree.

 

Via: Reuters

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