Man cuts his lettuce in the wrong house and goes to jail for it.

Pennsylvania man is jailed after breaking into a home that wasn't his.

Raise your hand if you ever returned home from work and cooked a meal, cut your lettuce, showered and watched some tube only to realize you returned home to the wrong damn house.

 

***Jose DeGarcia raises hand***

 

Easton(Pennsylvania) police charged my man with burglary and criminal trespass. The home owner came home Sunday to find Jose kicked back watching the Jets/Colts game and cooking some fried chicken. As aforementioned Jose also hooked himself up with a cut, so I'm sure his mug shot was on point.

 

Fifteen thousand and DeGarcia is fresh out on bail. 

 

Note: Jose got in by throwing a rock threw the front door window.

 

Double note: Easton, PA is 50 miles north of Philadelphia.

 

Triple note: Shout out to Jose for providing me with website content.

 

Via: Washington Post