Olympic athletes receive much needed emergency shipment of condoms.

Olympic athletes copulate in record numbers causing a condom shortage.

 

Whether on the ice, ski slope or hotel room the Winter Olympic athletes live by the motto "go hard or go home".

 

Before returning to their native countries 7,000 olympic athletes have managed to use up 100,000 prophylactics. Those condoms were issued via the Canadian Foundation for AIDS (CFA). In an effort to keep the party going the CFA provided olympic athletes with a 8,500 condom re-up this week.

 

Olympic condom distribution started in Barcelona's 1992 games. This year is the first time athletes have exhausted their supply of rubbers.

 

Note: When you divide 100,000 condoms amongst 7,000 athletes that translates into 14 per person.

 

Double note: Freestyle coitus should replace Curling.

 

Via: VancouverNow